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Lacey are awesome so do it.

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makisekurisus asked: the best example I've heard against losers who use "not all men": "When you go to the pool and the lifeguard tells everyone to stop running, if you weren't running in the first place, you can safely assume that they weren't talking to you anyway. It's not necessary to call attention to the fact that you weren't running."





This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.


  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.

Literally just say ‘uh oh! Up you get then’ and its fine unless theres an actual injury

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Margaret Bowland - Another Thorny Crown III. Charcoal & pastel on paper, 67x49 inches


My other favorite TV marriage.  Only somewhat influenced by the fact that Marshall is Minnesotan.

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Tortoise With Long Neck 1 by photoboy1002001

Checkin out that fine tortoise booty



[x] Has this been done yet or..? 

nope. i regret nothing.

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There is a great disturbance in the Force.

That last one though..

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Do it for yourself

Our little cub, Jack Lion Hartzler, is here. I have never known the depths of my heart till now. The world just exploded into technicolor.” 


Night Fury Attack
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nothing was left but bones

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*move bitch, get out the way*